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Created on 2004-01-24 22:27:33 (#1995069), last updated 2004-02-28
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Basic Info| Name: | durangodog |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 07-07 |
BioAfter receiving his doctorate in every subject imaginable by the age of 3, DurangDog went on to perform such heroic acts as:
- extinguishing the Kurds in Iraq (population control is a must)
- coaxing Ross Perot to run for President (hilarity ensued)
- creating Saturday Night Live (Lorne Micheals knows nothing)
- killing random people (further population control)
- fathering 832 children (all of which will be geniuses and save humanity from stupidity)
- inventing the "Blow Job" (you can thank him for that by giving him a blow job)
- teaching Jim Carrey everything he knows
- etc, etc, etc...
He currently spends his days in Hollywood selling exercise equipment to large breasted women.
P.S.
I'm not Ricky Bowen...or am I? The world may never know...
- extinguishing the Kurds in Iraq (population control is a must)
- coaxing Ross Perot to run for President (hilarity ensued)
- creating Saturday Night Live (Lorne Micheals knows nothing)
- killing random people (further population control)
- fathering 832 children (all of which will be geniuses and save humanity from stupidity)
- inventing the "Blow Job" (you can thank him for that by giving him a blow job)
- teaching Jim Carrey everything he knows
- etc, etc, etc...
He currently spends his days in Hollywood selling exercise equipment to large breasted women.
P.S.
I'm not Ricky Bowen...or am I? The world may never know...
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 | durangodog@livejournal.com |
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